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If you have no experience having sex, this article could be a good lesson for you. There are some key things to remember before having sex so your experience is smooth and the best.
“Cut nails, wash hands, wash genitals, relax, have fun.”
“Whenever I have sex with someone new I like to chat with them about boundaries and particular likes and dislikes beforehand. It makes the sex so much better.”
“First step is the most crucial and possibly the most difficult one. And that is finding someone to have sex with.”
“Take a piss and then shoot the finger guns at yourself in the bathroom mirror before you leave."
“Turn the phone ringers off.”
“Make sure you have a glass of crisp ass water on the nightstand.”
“Clean your booty, even if you’re not the one taking it up there."
“This is cheesy, but communication and having a good time/ a good laugh with your partner before. Being in a good mood before sex is super important to healthy and happy sex."
“Don’t let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection.”
“Think about 18 years of child support payments.”
“Brush and floss your teeth.”
“Stretch. You don’t want a cramp mid-action.”
“Eat a ton of beans so you rip ass during sex.”
“Put on some good tunes and dim the lights."
“Lick it before you stick it.” |
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