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10 TWEETS PROVES THAT PARODY ACCOUNT "GOD" IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ON INDIAN TWITTER 

25/6/2016

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Even though Twitter is not as popular as Facebook in India, Twitter has some non celebrity people who are wittiest and God [ @GyanOfGod ] is one of them. Here are some of the tweets from GOD which will make you laugh.

Higher taxes because middle class people who pay the taxes have to compensate for the extremely rich people who don't pay theirs.

— God (@GyanOfGod) June 2, 2016

I hope that someday people of present time will know the pleasure of true love not backed by success, money, background, caste or astrology

— God (@GyanOfGod) June 21, 2016

You humans should go to bed by midnight because after midnight, all your thoughts are depressed, reflective or horny.

— God (@GyanOfGod) April 11, 2016

My existence is more believable than existence of real journalists in India.

— God (@GyanOfGod) April 7, 2016

Dear girls, don't be so crazy about Virat Kohli. Your parents will probably set you up with a guy with a big belly who can't even run 500 m.

— God (@GyanOfGod) March 28, 2016

Sharing is caring but you are not supposed to check in or share pictures for every little thing you do
It is annoying and need to be stopped

— God (@GyanOfGod) March 22, 2016

Every time you watch a Himesh Reshamiya movie, a portion of your brain suffers a slow, painful death.

— God (@GyanOfGod) March 19, 2016

The new watsapp update which lets you share documents is gonna be quite popular in Indian parents as they can share kundalis of their kids.

— God (@GyanOfGod) March 7, 2016

Indian parents let you watch violence on tv but won't let you watch a sexual or kissing scene. You can do a murder as long as you are virgin

— God (@GyanOfGod) February 9, 2016

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