BEST TWEETS OF THE DAY - APRIL 22

1.

90% of Adult life constitutes of hurrying up to go somewhere you never wanted to go in the first place.

— Swatkat (@swatic12) March 21, 2017

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2.

*Miserably fails everything in life*

"Well, I will have to bring out the ultimate weapon to become successful"

*Applys Fair & Handsome*

— Himanshu (@HimsTrivedi) April 22, 2017

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3.

I'm not nice. Just well mannered.

— GRV (@MildlyClassic) April 21, 2017

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4.

Who called it VIRGIN and not NOKIA

— Vaishali (@Imshellyverma) April 14, 2017

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5.

Girls while looking at me must be like "wow wo dekh kitna mast friend material hai"

— डी.के. (@itsdhruvism) December 13, 2016

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6.

Badshaah: *coughs*

RJs from all radio stations: "WOW LOVE THIS TRACK PLAY IT EVERY 15 MINUTES"

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 21, 2017

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7.

Expectations from life:
Funny as Joey
Caring as Phoebe
Smart as Ross
Loving as Chandler
Clean as Monica
Beautiful as Rachel

Reality: JANICE

— Soutrik (@SoutrikDebnath) November 17, 2015

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8.

Zindagi ke aage ghutne tek dete ho fir bolte ho life is fucking me!..?

— Tripish Khanna (@Pritish_Khanna) December 21, 2016

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9.

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) April 17, 2017

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10.

How many religions does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all want to keep you in the dark (ages).

— LoudSpeakeRatty (@YearOfRat) February 25, 2015

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